Saturday, April 19, 2014

jakesjohnson:

jakesjohnson:

jakesjohnson:

i made the new girl characters in the sims 3 and made the loft and started up the game. schmidt wished to join the business career. winston wished to join the law enforcement career. and nick and jess autonomously started playing tag. i’m crying.

nick now has the wish “kiss jessica for the first time” what is happening. this is all on their own. i haven’t done anything.

winston and schmidt are out being productive. meanwhile…

lawebloca:

lawebloca

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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Friday, April 18, 2014

(Source: mooseleys)

cumber-kitty:

lokimydarlingbby:

cumber-kitty:

when people write ‘the gif didn’t load but i bet it’s…” 

the gif didn’t load but I bet it’s a supernatural gif

odair:

lampsarepeopletoo:

the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense

why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza

everyone likes pizza

i think u need to reread

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castiels-feathery-butt:

cali4-nia:

open-eyes-and-clear-blue-skies:

aradia-in-the-tardis:

kateitron:

hollywoodforthebirds:

thinkhappythoughtsornot:

kaeleeb:

fuckyeahitssummeralexis:

honestly the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

….whut.
Well, shit.



Damn

meh, meh, mEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!!!!!!!!


theres a time and a place for mucking around 

What book dude I need to read it

Yeah what book is this?

the time keeper by mitch albom

castiels-feathery-butt:

cali4-nia:

open-eyes-and-clear-blue-skies:

aradia-in-the-tardis:

kateitron:

hollywoodforthebirds:

thinkhappythoughtsornot:

kaeleeb:

fuckyeahitssummeralexis:

honestly the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

….whut.

Well, shit.

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Damn

meh, meh, mEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!!!!!!!!

theres a time and a place for mucking around

What book dude I need to read it

Yeah what book is this?

the time keeper by mitch albom

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